so i woke up this morning and looked in the mirror and noticed that my right ear was trying to escape my head in the middle of the night ( Read more... )

Well, I've made it back safely to Houston. It seems as if I've been gone for about 8 times longer than I actually was and I started feeling better the moment we pulled away from Chez Marder in Ft. Meyers. It wasn't until I got all the way back today, however, that I was finally fully able to do important things like breathe or pass a reflective ( Read more... )

i was just taking a shower and the "pitcher of potential" popped into my head, and i thought about it for a while because it reminds me of things that my mom has said. it made me think of my degree because people say- well you have a degree. good for you. that's really great. NOW you're actually worth something ( Read more... )

So, here I am at my parents' fancy schmancy house in Florida. I really have enjoyed, in the past, presenting portions of my life as a sort of Seinfeldian situation... little did I know that my LOVELY parents would assist me so much more by fufilling every stereotype of modern upper middle class Jewishness by purchasing a place here in Ft Meyers. ( Read more... )

who the fuck is slim, and why can't we mess around with him ( Read more... )

at least i remembered that guys name to write it down when i got home- Adorno. i saw it and then i completely forgot what it was, but then i remembered.

-bif

"...that love is not a victory march ( Read more... )

Dear Sarah ( Read more... )

ugh- i'm out of a job - again- but i'll work something out. i wish i could say that i've never slept through a shift but that wouldn't be true at all ( Read more... )

"i wish i were special, but i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo, what the hell am i doing here ( Read more... )