Dinner after a long, hard week at work...

C: You have to stop wearing that sweater.
Me: Why?
C: It makes you look gay.
Me: ???

The object of our discussion was the turtleneck sweater I had been proudly wearing all day ( Read more... )

You know what the E did tonight - the little bugger tried to bite my nipple off! He had the precision of a surgeon too, finding his way to it through my t-shirt ( Read more... )

Moroney for Sheriff!

What's next? Dimwitty for Governor? Bush for PresidentSpeaking of political ads, I got the paperwork for voting in the Swedish elections the other day. Looks like it's going to be another tight race, but I assume that the socialists will rally in the end as usual and give Göran Persson another four years on the throne. ( Read more... )

Three maneuver nights in a row and a trip to Baltimore to once again give my finger print to GWB has not been good for me. I feel like a zombie, but I thought I was doing pretty well anyway, just puttering around the Internet ( Read more... )

Here's a fun, short little Saturday quiz. Who said this, and what do you think the context was?
Dick is going to make me sleep well tonight.

Here's a clue, the same person also said this today:
Eating a peach is like sticking a goldfish in your mouth.

My life is an experiment, but don't put that in your tea!That's the original C quote of the day, freshly collected from when we had a discussion about culinary experiments. She sure did not approve of my idea of putting Butter Pecan Syrup in the tea as substitute for sugar ( Read more... )

For those of you wondering, I can report that C and E are doing well in Oregon, even though her family is driving C insane as usual. The other day her mom managed to run C's cell phone through the washer. Apparently the woman doesn't believe in checking the pockets before she throws a pair of someone else's shorts in the laundry. We can't really ( Read more... )

It's 10 PM and there's nobody in chat, so I'm playing online poker while listening to Crowded House. I brought out the box with my CD old collection and randomly popped the first one I got my hands on into the computer. Now I have to decide which songs to import into Itunes. Maybe I'll even purge the IPod of nefarious country music and use it ( Read more... )

Aarrgghhh!! I was finally going to post something, but it seems that E's butt goes into action as soon as I sit down and start concentrating. The poor lad has diaher.. diarre... the sh*ts something powerful, and C has to change his diaper every five minutes. Since his butt is sore he screams like a banshee unless daddy is there to entertain him ( Read more... )

C just reported in. She is in Portland, exhausted, trying to find something for dinner. E apparently can scream in an airplane as well, though it doesn't sound like he minds flying in itself, just being confined. So, all's as well as can be expected. On more short leg and they're there. I'm sure there will be a full report tomorrow ( Read more... )