The circus! And Guybrush has happened to stumble across folks practicing the human demon cannonball.

Uh, I'm PRETTY sure he should probably have a helmet for that trick.

The demons look at him like he's stupid. Then pull the trigger.

"AAAAAGH-" *thump*

...Ew.

The demons bring out the next bit of ammunition. Guybrush decides maybe he should ( Read more... )

Oh, NOW everybody's abilities come back. YOU OWE ME A NEW PAIR OF PANTS, NETHERWORLD!

Ooh, a circus! I love a circus! When I'm not the one being shot out of a cannon with only a cooking pot as a helmet for quick cash, that is.

Guybrush is, by all extents and purposes, a normal human being. There is, however, one particular aspect of his existence that could be considered supernatural; this particular aspect is why, currently, his bed is covered by a huge assortment of junk, and why a pair of trousers is currently sitting in the corner of his room, utterly busted ( Read more... )

Guybrush could care less about the Cave of Ordeals. Anything that deliberately marks itself as an "ordeal" is not something he's touching with a ten foot pole ( Read more... )

The trip into the Item World a while back managed to net Guybrush a few pawnable items; enough to, you know, not starve to death or something. He's fairly thankful that demon food is apparently edible to pirate palates, and is currently camped at a table in a cafeteria somewhere, flitting through some more of his purloined books.Hmm... item world ( Read more... )

So! Now that we can breathe easier knowing that a criminally insane destroyer of all exists has been given a royal smackdown, who wants to celebrate by helping Guybrush Threepwood (Mighty Pirate (tm) of course) establish himself in this crazy dangerous Netherworld by going on an old fashioned dungeon-crawling treasure hunt! And if you can beat up ( Read more... )

All right, so I get that if I'm gonna do some proper treasure hunting around here, I'm gonna have to do this dungeon crawling thingy whether I want to or NOT. What kind of stuff do you bring along on this sorta thing, anyway? I'm really more used to just finding treasure maps that don't look like treasure maps until you do weird stuff.

Okay, so there's gotta be work to be had around here that doesn't actually REQUIRE me to get... ugh... a JOB. Maybe I can do work for folks that entail a needlessly complex series of events? I'm good with that sorta thing ( Read more... )

Okay, the fairy thing? Getting MIGHTY old.

Let's see... where can I get a gigantic spray can and a decent supply of bug repellent?

((EDIT: Guybrush is now exploring outside the castle! ...with a pair of pixie wings? Uh, yeah. Anyway, feel free to run into him and either mock his appearance or wonder why he's not getting pelted by fairies.))

"From the Diary of Guybrush Threepwood: The Netherworld Chronicles ( Read more... )