Okay, so I got Adobe Photoshop working, and I'm so totally 1337 at it already. See my new icon? Made it this morning yo. Give me a mood or feeling and I'll give you a picture which I think properly represents it. I want to see if you like my skillz. I'll also make LJ icons for anyone because I'm so damn bored.

I just successfully stole Adobe Photoshop CS2 ($599). Unfortunately, I do not have administrative access to my computer thanks to my mom and her suspicions, so I cannot install the aforementioned high-value stolen program. Jump a 10 foot hurdle and you'll be too tired to jump the 2 foot one that comes after it.

I don't mean for this post to be all lame, I know a few people might see it that way though. I just noticed that the reason I can't get a relationship is because as Chelsea told me once, you can't find a good one if you're looking. Well, I've been looking and she's been right so far. There's be Anna-Liisa, Erin, and Chelsey so far. Not that many, ( Read more... )

EDIT---I just caught my brother watching Talk Sex With Sue Johanson. What the hell. Little weirdo, probably beating off to listening to some old lady talking about cock rings and other shit. I asked him what he was watching from the other room because I heard an older voice say 'orgasm' and he was like 'Nothing!' and I heard the channel change a ( Read more... )

EDIT- Lameness pwned by semi-request of super azn man.
( Quarantined Lameness )

Well, it's really a strange feeling when you wonder what you did to start a silent anger, a fire burning deeply within yourself, just barely alive. When you're wondering what you did to someone else to have them reject you, the feeling when you're just asking yourself what you said wrong or maybe they have every right to be the way they are, but ( Read more... )

In the last few moments I've been considering uses for steel-toe boots that don't include walking. At all. Don't fuck with me right now, I'm thinking and I DON'T LIKE TO BE BOTHERED, that means simply this: You bitch/whine/talk/breathe/complain, I am going to fuck you up. Fuck you up BAD. I'm more or less asking for a fistfight right now. Any ( Read more... )

MY VAGINA BURNS WITH THE FLAME OF 1000 HOMOSEXUAL MONKEYS!
Don't forget your lube!

I have this urge to listen to something light, like....ummm, kinda like some of the older soft rock like Matchbox 20 or something. I don't know, I'm feeling all wierd. Maybe I DO need my phychologist. It's not like a really tell her much personal anyhow. I wonder what I should do. Any suggestions for bands/songs ( Read more... )

I went and got steel-toed boots today and a pair of pants, and a couple shirts. I also got umm..what'd I get? Uhh...I think that's it. Anyways, yeah. REPLY IF YOU *cough*eAtHoRsEcOcK*cough*.