you know, I haven't posted in awhile, and when I do post it's not even funny. I think I fail at life.

sike. I'm Bill Duke! I was in X-men 3. Actually, scratch that last bit. I cut things, real quiet like. Just remember me for that. Not X-men 3 or Sister Act 2.

Anyways, I'd like to advertise for a friend:

I'm doing a podcast with my ( Read more... )

Things I'd like to see before I die:

1. Moby getting eaten by zombies.
2. The Jim Abbott/Rick Allen Clap Hands Unite. It'd be a movie about both characters learning that by uniting forces they can overcome great obstacles (and if they hold hands they grow new arms).
3. A 'Turbo Teen' live action movie made by Jerry Bruckheimer.

Things that I' ( Read more... )

top three words I've heard used lately:

1. Enjeapordized
2. Instamatically
3. Discorrupted

people are smart.

I honestly believe that Dick Cheney shot that man on a dare. I can see this scenario now:

Bush and Cheney enter room

Bush: Man, you will not believe some of the shit I get away with....
Cheney: Oh yeah... motherfucker, I'm like the Wizard of Oz, behind all the curtains pulling levers, you can't top me....
Bush: Seriously man, do you remember ( Read more... )

besides having a regular stream of employment, I hated/hate the 80's. It was a non-stop bullshit coke party, rife with lame videogames that people glamorize. Old does not necessarily equal good, unless of course, you're discussing classic motown.

Fuck the 80's.

I recently learned that Snoop Dog will be using his name to market hot dogs. I've developed a few ideas based on this concept.

1. The Young MC Hover Round
2. The Master P Flowbi
3. Mase Shrinky Dinks
4. Mystikal his and her towel rack

Just a few suggestions.

I've invented a new holiday. It's called Sykemas. It's like Christmas meets Fear Factor. What's in this box? Is it an Xbox 360 or a rattle snake? Is it a sweater or anthrax ( Read more... )

When I was young, I think the High Evolutionary spliced my genes with a Whale. It's true. You can see the family resemblance.

( cousin chum )

Attention fellow awesomeers!!!

I have developed a cannon that shoots butane filled sharks with a slow fuse. It could be use to fight natural disasters.

the end.

It's recently been discovered that the mutant Gambit, in a fit of rage at what has happened to New Orleans, was responsible for the damage caused to the surrounding cities in Alabama and Mississippi.

Apparently, Gambit charged up Hurricane Katrina and threw it at Biloxi. Gambit hates Mississippi.