Attention genuis civil engineers from LouisiannaI think it is a wonderful idea to build a city under sea level, but right next to the sea. It is logical to design a city in such a location, that not only is flooding inevitable, but must be prevented on a day to day basis with the use of pumps. I think that's a wonder in judgement ( Read more... )

1. Based on the gubernatorial successes of your Predator co-stars, in which U.S. state would you prefer to hold the office of governor and why?

It would definitely be Mexico. For starters, I look fantastic in a sombrero. Aside from that though, latino women are hott, 'hott' with two t's.

2. Suppose you are attacked by a steel robot with ( Read more... )

I should be paid to murder people. I'd be great at it. I've been thinking of a list of instantly murderable crimes. The list is as follows:

1. Bad Driving.If you think it's okay to cut off oncoming traffic, to never use a blinker, to rubberneck at accidents, or to be upset enough to make something of it when someone needs to get over, you get ( Read more... )

What makes my life infinitely more satisfying is thinking about how President Bush listens to 'Alive N' Kickin'' by Kenny Logins probably everyday on his daily run. I would've put a link up to the article I read that in, but it's an aol article (which only aol members can read... and yes, that's how the Duke boy rolls), and I can't find it ( Read more... )

I recently received a letter from the vatican. Apparently, the pope left a bunch of stuff in his will for me. Check it out ( Read more... )

the Pope's near living has brought a few important thoughts to mind:

1. If a baby is born in the vatican, is that baby 'vaticanese'?

2. Could I legally declare my van to be a country? That'd be hot. I'd name it Halen.

I'm proud to live in a country where Billy Ray Cyrus is cast in the all-to-believable (perhaps semi-autobiographical?) role as a doctor on the hit Pax program 'Doc'.

Thank you Pax and God Bless the United States of Motherfucking America!

I bet everyone at 'Good Morning America' got the biggest hard-on when they found out that a super-model was caught in the Tsunami and survived. Unfortunately, her poor boyfriend died. Awww.

It's like I could just hear the guys in the newsroom saying, "This'll pull at people's heartstrings... a sad supermodel... people will really care about ( Read more... )

What an awesome day! I just found out that they just found President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney's skinned corpse hung upside down from some trees (thanks Predator... you're my doggs) and that scientists mathematically disproved the existence of God today.

Not a bad day.

bangarang.

I saw this episode of Mr. Belvedere once, where he made some comment like "I don't get mad, I get even!" and for the longest time, I really thought that was the best way to be, ever ( Read more... )