Whoa, HELLO 2008!

Neon green mints that are the color of Nickelodeon's Aggro Crag are AWESOME.

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Dudes! Whoa! How long has it been? Feels like 58.3 centuries to me. Ted, my most distinguished colleague and I are taking an exotic Mexican cruise next week. I'll be sure to update with all of our awkward adventures involding diarreah and cholera when we return.

God Gave Rock 'N' Roll To YouGod gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you ( Read more... )

Most heinous melvin this morning courtesy of Duncan. Whoa.

Dudes, it's been years it seems. Well, for Ted and I...it's been hundreds. It involves Shakespeare, Mussolini, and Bill Cosby circa 1955. This pepsi is pretty heinous. I dunno if Ted has updated his most awesome journal that by the way...I so obviously designed for him. I'm talking to a wall, it feels like. Totally NON NON heinous migraine since ( Read more... )

Greetings in this new year babes and dudes! I hope you all had a rad Christmas and awesome New Year! Ted and I have been on a most triumphant quest through the jungles of South America and the Beatles era. Sorry that I don't update much guys, I'm beat and I'll try to update with something much more awesome later.

So, I'm finally here updating. SOME people are pissy that I don't update. Ted and I got a job at Big 5 and I was out of commission when a heinously huge weight set landed on my head while I was fishing it out for a customer. I totally don't like working there. Ted is still being emo. I told him to stop being a total asshole and update but all he ( Read more... )

Whoa, I should update more. Me and my most distinguished colleague Ted have been in a funk lately. I caught Malaria last month from a rat who I thought was a dog and took home. He looked like one of those bogus froo-froo dogs but whatever. So, I guess that little dick had it and passed it onto me because when I woke up the next morning after being ( Read more... )