Me and Ted have been in rehab for the past month or so. Just blame it on Rufus. *shakes head*

Ah, dude...the last 4 days have been most non-triumphant! Ted's dad totally went crazy and put me and my most distinguished colleague Ted in his own backyard bootcamp thing for eating his economy sized bag of Funyuns on thursday night. But, like, it was insane like whoaaaaaa cuz he made us like fill our shoes with dog shit he collected from his ( Read more... )

Whoa, Ted...that guy was most definitely a HEINOUS DOUCHE!

Greetings, my most excellent amigos! I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire and together with my friend Ted Theodore Logan, we are WYLD STALLYNS.