especially people that come to roma pizza with the apparently specific purpose of making my life hell.
and then when i get pissed off and impatient with them, and its all said and done, i start to second guess myself and wonder if im just an easily irritated asshole.
wake love up in the middle of the night. tell it the world is on fire. dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. fall asleep. love will be there in the morning.
some single people find valentine's day inspiring, and help them to seek out that special someone to share their lives with.
other single people, myself included, are inspired to rent a bunch of movies, watch them with their dog, and listen to sad acoustic versions of punk songs.