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i have LJ block.

signing off for a while i think.

--j

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic...

(turn to page 122 if he found himself to be a giant eye)

(turn to page 145 if he found himself to be a menstruating cow)

(turn to page 157 if he found himself to be David Hasselhoff)

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic tub of Land o' Lakes butter.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic penis.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic black lesbian.

somehow, i'm one cable away from having my camcorder hooked up to my computer with a direct digital link and wondering why it is that i'm doing this and what the usefulness of it will be aside from potentially being naughty.

not to mention, i need a job/income.

i love being able to play my music really really really loud cuz no one is around...

so far the best christmas present is the package that came today from amazon.com:

Billy Collins, Nine Horses (poetry)

--and--

Norah Jones, Come Away With Me (she's been on my list since last christmas i think but now i finally have her and she's groovy...)

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