I am unimpressed.

December 7 strikes again ( Read more... )

I have been living in NYC for over half a year. Like, what's up with that ( Read more... )

Here it is…my third annual Birthday Eve (morning) Reflection post, wherein I vaguely recollect the happenings and epiphanies of the past year (22) and how they have affected/altered my life. This is good for me to do. This time around I'm turning 23; as a further twist on the theme I am reporting to you now from NYC, which is a bit different from ( Read more... )

So Ithaca happened ( Read more... )

A real update as soon as I get a chance...I do want to speak of my Ithaca weekend, after all.

But here's a quickie:

Went to bed with jammie pants on. Woke up pantsless with jammie pants stuffed into a corner behind the bed. No recollection of removing said pants. Must inquire with the wife. Wtf.

Idea ( Read more... )

Resolved: I will begin taking a minimum of two nights off from This Fabulous Life between every M-F to take care of real life shit such as laundry, returning calls/e-mails, paying bills, and getting to bed at a godly hour ( Read more... )

http://www.banksy.co.uk/outdoors/tramp.html

While my father was visiting a couple weeks ago, there was an incident where a crazy old lady hit me with her umbrella. When I responded "Uh *excuse* me?" like the absolute badass I am (man, I wish I'd at least called her a cunt) she started screaming "NO NO NO! GOD DAMN *YOU*! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!" Anwyay, it put me in a bad mood for about ( Read more... )