Zo . . . ve von, yah?

Hy hear dat de cops showed up but dey vasn't de cops?  Und now de cops who's de real cops isn't mad at us?  Except maybe dey schtill iz und ve gots to be careful?

Hy tink Hy'z confused now . . .

Oy!  Hy'z beck!  It vas only a leetle wound, but Hy'z all healed op now und beck to de fightin'!

....awww, vhat hyu mean de fightin's all over vith now?

((Yeah . . . fail!mun is back . . . or trying to be.  Health's probably about as good as it's going to get, at least for now.  Brain's a little clearer.  Yayy for rainy weather to fuck with the ( Read more... )

Voo-hoo!  Hy didn't know ve'd be gettin' into de fon so suddenly already!  Count me in!  Mizz Keptin sir....ma'am........ah, ya, neffermind - vhere hyu vants me?  Hy go, no problem!

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Evry one iz gone.  Okay, not evry one.  But lots.  I don’t even rekognyz so many peepal heer ennymor.  I meen . . . Mamma . . . even Mamma’s gone.  But Miz Agatha wuz nice wen she let me into the castle an we tokked.  She sez I kan stay as long as I need.  I’m glad she’s not mad.  But still, I think wat I rilly want ( Read more... )