You ever ate Thanksgiving dinner with black people? Trust me...
YOU DON'T FUCKING WANT TO!


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What are your top
five albums of all time?

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The simple things in life.The cool side of the pillow on a hot summer's night. The absolute silence created after the refrigerator shuts off. The smell of freshly laundered clothes. The cool temperature after a hot rain in eighty degree weather. Closing your eyes after a long day of work. The sun not setting until well after eight o'clock. The ( Read more... )

I’ve never been a big fan of shopping for clothes. Don’t get me wrong now; I love getting new clothes. Who doesn’t like getting new clothes for theirselves? Maybe Benito Mussolini, but that’s only because he’s a fascist. And an idiot ( Read more... )

She had it coming.I love it when celebrities die because, it's a freebie post for me. I was at work and some student gave me her cell phone as collateral for the camera equipment she checked out. When I gave it back to her, one of her moron friends had texted her that this bitch died. First of all, text message. Second of all, this celebrity? Yeah ( Read more... )

I don't text you. You don't text me. And when you do text me, I hate you. I think about eating your babies. I think about slapping you with a frying pan. I think about the fact that you don't know me well enough to know that I regard text messages just as highly as I regard Germany. And I regard Germany about as highly as a removed strand of hair. ( Read more... )

The only thing keeping my Lost withdrawal from manifesting itself into a demon baby and beating my worst enemies to death (I’m looking at you, Meredith Grey. Fuck you and your boring emotional baggage) is Heroes. It’s like Lost. Except minus the good doctor’s God complex, Kate’s level five cockteasing, and the button in the hatch you have to push ( Read more... )

It's Hard Being A Black ManTen am. December 25th. My brother walks into the room to wake me from my fruitful slumber. Come on, it's breakfast time, he tells me. He nags me. Breakfast? What is this you speak of? I'm a college student. My meals consist of a Hot Pocket at noon, Taco Bell at 3, and leftover hamburger helper at 1 in the morning. Explain ( Read more... )

This is how shitty my little brother is ( Read more... )

So Saddam's dead, huh? So (damn) long, brother.

But about that look... couldn't they have made Saddam look less friendly and less like the victim when they wrapped that noose around his head? Who could blame that sad, weary, Middle Eastern Santa Clause displayed in that cell phone video? Perhaps he was just PMS'ing when he killed all those people ( Read more... )