She's adorable and is 4'11 with perfect tits. So laying next to her is kind of like sleeping with Aubrey's best friend Carol. Which kind of makes me feel better about Aubrey sleeping with Luke behind my back, but not really ( Read more... )

Happy VDay all. Today is the day on which statistically the most suicides are committed in the United States. What this means: A bunch of stupid-ass mother fuckers are going to be going both across the street, down the highway, and off of a shitload of buildings in the next 16 hours. May you not be among them, unless I dislike you, and then I ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I got a new cell phone, so I'll be answering that shit again. Also I changed my aim screen name to bymurdrormistake (The only ways a hero can die) so yeah, I'm allowing human beings to contact me again. And I'm sleeping with beautiful women ( Read more... )

Yeah, so, we all know Elizabeth (Erzsebet) Bathory. For those of you that don't, she's this Hungarian chick from the 1500s who supposedly killed 600 innocent virgins in order to bathe in their blood because she thought it would let her live forever, or something. Well, I'm searching through all the new plays and operas and shit that are going to be ( Read more... )

Before the confession ( Read more... )

Okay, so I've been starting to watch movies I haven't ever seen before because I passed judgment on them too quickly or whatever, (Some Like it Hot, Beautiful Girls, Mystic Pizza, America's Sweethearts, etc.) and I recently watched "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" Now, it was about halfway into the movie when I proclaimed "I'm no ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I'm reading blogs and myspaces and shit from people who live on campus, and I realized that the LAMEST thing in the world to do is say that you hate president Bush. I mean, he ACTUALLY is a 'tard and should be destroyed, but like, hating him is the "in" thing right now, and I didn't even notice because I don't watch MTV or listen to Green ( Read more... )

I gave my brother instructions ( Read more... )

www.callthecopsmusic.com/noise - Lost her Anyway

Off to learn how to care at the University of Delaware.

If you see Brian Sfinas in the streets, kill him with a hammer.

:)

No. I'm serious. He has no idea how to get what he wants. Kill him dead.

-Brian

After repeated attempts to get her to call me, I have decided to fold. I'm moving to Delaware. This weekend I'll be selling my car and selling/giving away all my shit. Any bids for my crap can be put here.

Leavin' Sunday.

-Brian