I've been watching Brian drink SKYY vodka like it's water over the last few weeks. I'm pretty sure he's going to die soon. Then I'm taking all his shit.

Stephen Colbert hates bears.

-Kyle

So, there was this science press release that said that there's this giant asteroid that's going to hit the Earth and kill all life on the entire planet in the year 2029. So, yeah, my plan was to die around the year 2026, so, looks like all you fuckers are coming with me. 73 days since I've kissed her. Gets harder every day.

-Brian

I went to the Utica police station today. Skipped work. Skipped right over it ( Read more... )

A girl whose name I'm not going to give out sent me this e-mail a few weeks ago. I loved it, and feel it's time to share it with the world. For all of you that have been trying to take me off of my pedestal for the last five years, here's how it's done ( Read more... )

I leave Harvard for the four 1/2 hour drive home. One fat tab, an Addy and two flasks full of 151 later and I'm back in Whitesboro. It seems like it took twenty minutes. I just thought of the duchess the whole way. It was nice ( Read more... )

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Yeah, so I blew off the show last night and instead drove to Cambridge to visit Vince and Casey in Harvard. Last night we visited the reflecting pool and took in the awe and splendor of five-hundred thousand drunk college girls falling over and doing stupid things. It was incredible. Like, half of the population in this town is girls between the ( Read more... )

... Everywhhere.

-Brian

Trying to get over her is like shooting bullets at God, or trying to kill angels by throwing them off of buildings. I need to get a new hobby. Trying to murder the ethereals just isn't payin' the bills ( Read more... )

Nobody reads livejournal these days.

And she don't love me anymore.

So I'm taking a vacation.

So long and goodnight.

-Brian