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Exit and Guest Appearances
Exit, Stage Left
In Your Face, Cyvus Vail
I always said smoking was good for you. (It's a cigarillo-case engraved with the regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif.) -
Room 320, Saturday Morning... some bright loud place
This was not the Darkening Deeps. There was some warm, bright thing shining on Illyria, as well as the confining nest in which Illyria's mighty tentacles seemed trapped. (Look, to your average German Shepard they might seem small, but they were mighty to a four year old elder god ( Read more... ) -
Room 320, Saturday Morning
Illyria was not, per se, sleeping in, since she hadn't bothered going to sleep after last night's radio fiasco. She had instead spent the dark hours of the morning slicing at imaginary opponents in the preserve with her newly-returned sword, before she had to once again stow it in the weapons locker ( Read more... ) -
Room 320, Sunday Evening (After the Magic Box, la)
The rather disturbing thing about this weekend was that Illyria had attempted to be ...kind to Wesley on some level, and only forced her company on him in small doses, with plenty of time for retreating to sit in the dark and further destroy his metabolism. So it was only now that she was finally showing him her living quarters. Such as they were ( Read more... ) -
Humans (and others) I've Had Intercourse With
Fandom vs. the Real World (Mat, Aeryn Sun)
Swordplay (Claire, Deadpool)
Joining the Frat (Hannibal, Arthur)
Fight Club (Tyler Durden, Claire, Jack O'Neill, Drake Dèmon)
The Gym (Raven, Azula)
Fandom vs the Real World
Military Reserves (Azula, Arthur, Merlin)
Sword- play (Zack, Arthur, Worf)
How to Win Friends and Influence People (Jack Burton)
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To: wwp@wolfram&hart.com
Dear Wesley:
You claim that these reports will help you see what I have learned, though I suspect you merely wish to verify that I've killed no humans yet. Nonetheless, here it is.
Something called a shuttle bus transported me to the school. I prefer simply ripping a hole between dimensions. On the journey, I had intercourse with a teacher ( ( Read more... ) -
Los Angeles, the Offices of Wolfram & Hart, Attorneys at Law
"Along with her apparent age," Wesley said to the green one, as if because Illyria could no longer hear the singing of the plants, she couldn't hear him, "her powers -- the ones we were ever able to catalog in the first place -- have been greatly reduced. She still has an unusual level of strength, but is no longer invulnerable or able to alter ( Read more... )