You just know that bitch Eva is going to win ( Read more... )

We got to do some testing the other day. There's a new model of TIE hunter that I can't say enough bad things about. Get this, it has a tri-wing configuration... and some fuckball has the idea of putting s-foils into it. So in attack mode, the thing looks like a six point buck. Unfortunately, tho, my 6 year-old neice has a better grasp of ( Read more... )

Imperial Action Memorandum #27446 ( Read more... )

Moff Jer-jerk-odd can lick mai nutz.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, shine_for_me!!!!

And welcome to my LJ!

So Mike and I hit the new Tiki Lounge on the Death Star last night... Ugh. Talk about Twin Idiotic Engines. 1 credit pints and 2 for 1 shots. I can't see straight and it feels like a bantha crawled up inside my mouth and shit between my ears ( Read more... )

So... how 'bout those Gundarks?

Sorry I've been absent lately. My TIE bomber certification lapsed, and there was... um.... a "mishap" in my recert class. That's all I can say about that, pending the outcome of the lawsuits.. which I may or may not be involved in (as a witness, not a defendant.... I'm still breathing so it's obviously not my doing ( Read more... )

I was looking through my old video games tonight, and decided I'd take a stroll down memory lane by playing Silent Hill 3.

Man, Heather is a hottie... I mean, when you can see up her skirt and shit? W00t!

So, I'm reading up on these eugenics people. Basically, eugenics is a five-credit word for "nazi", I guess. So these teenagers listen to racist industrial bands like Skinny Puppy and VNV Nation, claim to be "das uber race". Which is odd, considering the first thing most eugenics kids do is alter their appearence with foil hair, metal nipplethings, ( Read more... )