IG-88 is a total fucker.

Well, Cloud City sucks.

We had to run an escort mission on some Tibanna gas. Unfortunately, this meant a 4 day layover there.

A few of us went to the movies, but it's so far out of the way there was nothing current playing. So, we... er... we saw "Fame!". Now, as anyone who has seen this movie knows, that damn song will stick in your head for ( Read more... )

So the transfer to the Death Star went thru quickly. Or, perhaps, I'll just say it did for the sake of brevity ( Read more... )

Darth Vader: "Yes, I'd like the penne el arabianta, please ( Read more... )

I put in for a transfer to the Death Star.

That's where the excitment is. The Imperator doesn't even have a quizno's for pissake.

I miss me some toasty sub action.

That is all.

I decided to go to Imperial Bingo on the Death Star last night. I was glad to see Lord Vader win a game without having to force choke the actual winner first.

First time for everything, eh?

I'll write more about... uh... something... later.

In the meantime, here's this:

More man than you can handle, baybeh.

So there has been much talk of farts lately.

dv seemed pretty impressed with himself in his entry ( Read more... )

I wonder if Palpatine would shit a gundark if we tried to form a union?

Hmmmm....

Ok, I suppose no one noticed it's been a year since I posted.

Typical.

Anywho, I was in a horrible, cold, nasty place with no internet. Thankfully, my tour is up there, so I'm on the Imperator for the time being.

Ah, timely laundry service again. yay!

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