woah

[black_arachnia]

well on my way to hammered. good times. cat pee. good, good times

i am waiting to use the washroom . this makes me have to pee my pantaloons less, i think.

wow. he's done. i go now.

Comments

[a_lad_inane]

You taught one of your male cats how to use a human toilet.

[black_arachnia]

no, i drink cat pee on a gooseberry bush. it be wiiiiine.

[snooks]

Announcer: It's the newest game show to sweep the internet!

Audience: HOW DRUNK IS ARACHNIA?

[black_arachnia]

i said "pantaloons", didn't i?

whoever guessed "terribly drunk" is our winner. i totally do not have my sealegs on today. but i fell into the xmas tree, so it wasn't for naught.

True.

[snooks]

A Christmas party just isn't a real EVENT until some drunk fool falls into the tree :D

I salute you.

Re: True.

[black_arachnia]

I'm really more of a tool, though. Fools are usually suffering a lifelong affliction. However, it is possible to act like a tool without being one. Or so I like to tell myself.

And, so let it be written that I didn't fall under my own power. People noticed I was a wee bit shaky and would nudge me into the tree every time I had to pass it. It now has a me-shaped dent.

(I salute me, too :)

[assriel]

LMAO! I was so tore up last night myself...

[black_arachnia]

i may still be a little bit. tore up.

[assriel]

LOL! Absinthe Hung Me Over for TWO DAYS!!! *That should be a shirt*

[moonsson]

I have fallen in to a christmas tree or two in my day. It s also best if you stand up and say "who fucking put that there??" then fall in to a wreath ;)

[black_arachnia]

I tried to fix the tree yesterday during my cleaning activities. It *sort of* looks like a tree again. Sort of. Given that at one time there were 2 people in the tree (my friend Denise leaped on top of me), that's not too shabby.

[gary_gygax]

last time i was drunk i totally made out with this cokefiend friend of mine it was sick his cartilage was totally gone.

[black_arachnia]

Wow. That's fucken gross.