Christ on a rubber crutch! I had thought the accuracy of these to be amusing at best... Until I tried it myself!

This meme has me pegged to a shameful "t".

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"They tell me it's easy if you do it right. I know tonight she comes."

Q: Who would Gunship Jesus shoot?
A: Everyone.


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Man, is it ever boring around here when all the 'Mericans go on lj strike in favour of turkey with all the trimmings ( Read more... )

DESPERATELY SEEKING: BOOTS ( Read more... )

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway ( Read more... )

Follow the Baby Kitties with your eyes... You are getting sleeeeepy.... Veeeerrrry sleeeeepyyyyy.... You'd like nothing more than to take one of these kitties home with you today! Only $19.95 (plus shipping & handling).

( Baby Kitties On Film )

Harrowing. Rivetting. Pant-pissingly funny. I now present "Saw", as seen through the eyes of black_arachnia:


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First and foremost, I am helping snooks to Get Out The Vote:

Help control the human population.
Have your friends spayed or neutered.Next on my hitlist is the Bob-awful movie I went to see last night. Initially, I had heard really good things about SAW. However, as Movie Night approached, those good reviews suddenly weren't as overwhelmingly good. The ( Read more... )

I'm thinking that I've been too busy this past week to properly share with you the Saga of the Stray Cat ( Read more... )

Alice in Blunderland ( Read more... )