You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

Sincerely,

M.

P.S. - If you're not down with that, I've got two words for you.

In honor of tomorrow, my first day at beauty school:

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It appears as though my scheduled recording of the final episode of ECW was canceled so that the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show and American Idol could be taped at the same time.

The author of this post is neither pleased, nor amused.

It had better get posted on Hulu.

I'd like to go on record as saying that if Inglourious Basterds wins a single award, the entire academy should be shot. Two and a half hours of celluloid feces with only half an hour worth watching. I'll be shocked if Christoph Waltz doesn't win supporting actor though, even with his ill-fitting uniform and period inaccurate haircut. I'll never ( Read more... )

Is anyone else planning to wander around Salem tomorrow? I've spent a few hundred dollars on my costume and would like people to actually see it, but no one seems to want to tag along and I'd rather not go alone if I don't have to. As parking is scarce, it's obviously easier to carpool. Also, if you'd like to hang out beforehand, that would be ( Read more... )

Why are my dreams like horror films? I can't even watch horror films.

I just noticed that someone friended me on here whose entire journal is in cyrillic and while I obviously can't read that, I can see that most of the entries appear to be porn banners. Color me confused.

My family ate lobsters tonight. My father went to the store, picked out four of them, had them cooked and brought them home. I refused to eat one from the shell, as I once broke out in a rash from getting the juices on me and I also feel kind of weird about it on principle. For this reason, the meat of one lobster was extracted and set aside for me ( Read more... )

DEPECHE MODE AGAIN TONIGHT!!!!!

DEPECHE MODE TONIGHT!!!!!