Weirdest. Dream. Ever. First, I get a phone call saying that one of my friends got HIV from butt-fucking a certain gay individual that I knew in high school. I rushed home from Rowan to make sure that my friend was okay, only to find out that my parents were about to get a divorce. It was their anniversary, and the only thing that my mom wanted ( Read more... )

sometimes, i wonder why i even bother....

OH, plentiful heap of foreign cuisine

Please speed up your trip to my door

My patience wears thin, as so does my waistline

'Cos I'm too lazy to cook anymore.

My roommate is downstairs, smoking a ciggy

Yet upstairs this quitter does stay

To pass the time smoke-free I'm writing this poem

'Cos I haven't smoked a cigarette all day.

Hooray.

I only smoked one cigarette today. It would have been zero, but, hey... car accidents will stress you out just a bit...

Okay, so I have yet to go through an entire day without smoking a cigarette. I also can't afford a new car, plus I have to work all weekend. Not to mention the fact that I'm all kinds of lethargic and I should have been up, showered, and finished a countless amount of homework assignments by now. I swear, I couldn't have chosen a worse time in ( Read more... )

Cigarette count for today: zero. Yes, you read that right -- I have not smoked a single cigarette all day. It is quite possibly the most difficult thing I have ever attempted... especially because, now that I'm trying to quit, it is becoming even more obvious just how many people there are all over campus who are smoking. I cut through the ( Read more... )

I've decided that my procrastination (I have a paper due at 3:15... only 1 paragraph written so far...) is a perfect excuse to finally update this thing. After all, what is a computer for, if not to provide eternal distractions?

Today after class Emily and I are going to venture over to the rec center for my first time ever experience with that ( Read more... )

anyone interested in moving to canada with me?

... and they said that Jersey was Bush country.... clearly we protestors were right when we said that NJ is blue.

My keyboard is orange.... well, I had to celebrate and chilling with the mad cool guys down the hall seemed like a good way to do so. Now the room is spinning, I ate an entire container of Cheeetos, and it's only about three and a half ( Read more... )

There's far too much to say, and I don't have nearly enough energy to say it. Here's the abridged version:

~Halloween kicks serious ass. Or, the parties do anyway
~Dressing up as a bunny rabbit draws a lot of attention from guys
~Sober days can actually be fun
~Camden is DRY!!!! Yes, dry! I never thought I'd see the day....

Okay, I'm bored. If you' ( Read more... )