Mmmm, insomnia. There is absolutely nothing else to do at this hour but post an update. I've already abused my privelege to go out and smoke a cigarette; if this lack of sleep continues I'll have no lungs left.

Congrats to Doug on his newfound freedom! Some major partying must ensue... and the pigs can kiss my ass.

Stupid fucking hamster wheel ( Read more... )

when i'm feeling high, i start getting philosophical.
usually i forget it all.
right now, this is not the case.
i neither forget, nor am i philosophical.
cos life is one long strange trip

and i'm just going to sick back and enjoy it

studying bad. procrastination good.

happy blursday!!!!!

Monday I skipped my American Political Thought class to attend the Bush protest in Dirtsville. Of all the places for the mentally deficient Republican to visit, I can't comprehend why America's president would want to show his face in Marlton. Nonetheless, he was flown in on a military helicopter to speak in a public building amidst an audience ( Read more... )

...and clearly you can see why

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After nineteen long years of rejecting my parents' "Do as I say, not as I do" policy, I'm finally starting to understand where they are coming from. My youngest brother is a tiny little baby 14-year-old freshman. Okay, so he's not really a little kid anymore. But the point is, he's still not nearly as mature as someone who has already gone ( Read more... )

Ok. Now take the post title and screech it out loud in the highest pitch possible. Don't stop... keep going.... maybe in about 10 minutes or so, if you're lucky, it will stop. Welcome to the world of fire alarms going off at 12:56 AM. Now, imagine that your roommate slept through it all. Hello, jealousy!

Aaaaaahhhh <----- sigh of relief It's ( Read more... )

Yesterday was one big adventure. After class, Emily and I went to Deptford in search of some furry new roommates. We returned victoriously with two of the most adorable hamsters to ever grace the earth. My little guy is Romeo, and Emily named hers Puck. (We opted for a Shakespearean theme -- I had wanted to go the way of Cheech and Chong, but ( Read more... )

Unbelievable deal! One fully functional, albeit over-ambitious uterus. Act now, and I'll even throw in two ovaries with matching fallopian tubes, at no extra cost!!! Guaranteed to last from now until menopause. You don't want to miss out on this one folks! There's no catch, no contract to sign -- this painfully incredible offer just can't be ( Read more... )