King of monsters

[blackulahunter]

I asked a friend this yesterday, and so I started thinking about what everyone else might think about it. So, all right, who would you consider the greatest monster of them all? Monster from the Black Lagoon, Frankenstein's monster, the Mummy, Wolfman, Dracula, Godzilla, the Blob-- the classic guys. I'll let you include comic book villains, too,

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[immasuperhero]

Oh, Dracula. Hands down.

[blackulahunter]

He's my first choice, too. The man's got class.

[blackulahunter]

Hah, and I still say you put him against Venom and the dude's going to be spider food.

No, it was good. ...I would have stayed longer, I just felt like I needed to get back to the apartment.

[blackulahunter]

They'd fail too. Venom's got that spider stealth and the webbing.

Yeah? ...I like that. Yeah, I think we should go with that. We'll have to plan out some changes to the ammunition at some point. I'd appreciate some long-range firepower at my back. We'll make you a monster-hunter in training, or something.

I still get to come over for dinner on Sundays, right?

[blackulahunter]

Somehow I knew you'd pull through with me on that one.

I'm not familiar with a Zamiel, though.

[blackulahunter]

So you're saying Dracula's your-- so hold on, Dracula is real? Rummy said you'd mentioned it at some point, but I thought he might have misread.

[greenafro]

I've always had a thing for the evil, plotting, mind-fucking ways of Hannibal Lector. But, he's not exactly a monster or a comic book villain, so by those standards...

Dracula had a cool, easy-going kind of charm to him. He could be absolutely fucking crazy but you wouldn't know, because he was so damn suave. But it's not like he went around killing everyone.

Hmmm. Being the somewhat nerd that I am, I'm gonna go with Darth Vader, but excluding the first 3 Episodes. Then again, he is kind of like Dracula with a big mask on.....damn, I dunno...

[blackulahunter]

Plus he could work a cape. That's not an easy thing to do. Orpheus pulls it off, but I've seen some people try and they end up looking like someone tied a frumpy bedsheet to their neck.

Darth Vader's a pretty good one. I didn't think about him. You know Al accidentally materialized one of the guys from Star Wars. He had big eyes and was a pilot? Sort of looked like a fish?

[greenafro]

Yeah, you can't really just throw a cape on anyone. There's some sort of body structure you've gotta have for cape to work.

Wicked Witch of the West was pretty damn evil. If you don't count that uh, play or whatever.

Oh, man, if I can say a movie villain then I take all of that back. John Doe from Seven. Now that was a messed up bastard.

Big eyes, looks like a fish, and a pilot? Hmm...well it might be Ackbar. Did he have a tendency to shout "It's a trap!"?
Or maybe...did he have kind of melted-looking cheeks and some kinda thick lip? Cuz then it might be Nien Nunb.
...wait, materialized him?

[blackulahunter]

Wicked Witch was a good one, yeah. Or that White Witch from the books with the lion. We read those in school and she was pretty evil as far as I remember.

I never saw that one. Is it any good?

No, he didn't speak English. I'm guessing it's the melted-looking cheeks one. Nien, huh? And yeah, Al accidentally materialized him from a trading card. It's cool, though, he got splattered on the windshield when our jet crashed, so Orpheus said we didn't have to worry about upsetting any universal balances or such.

[gmilf_lover]

Is Saurons from the Lord of the Rings considereds a monsters?

[blackulahunter]

He's the big flaming eye thing, right? Yeah, all right, he counts.

[gmilf_lover]

Ja.
Thens mys favorites is Saurons, as he hads was brutals.