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[blackulahunter]

Man, and I thought Louisiana was creepy enough before, but I'm down here now with Rummy, Pip and Dorochet, and this little weirdass town tops the charts. It has lots of mom and pop shops, a farmer's market and other stuff like... like barber shops, but the place is crawling with vampires. And I'm talking literally! We got the power going to this

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[monarch_the]

Vampire kids? Holy crap. Do you actually have to, you know, "take care of them"? ...God, that's kind of like... kind of sick, isn't it?

[blackulahunter]

I'd rather not get into it.

[greenafro]

Hillbilly Vampires? That sounds utterly dull and creepy. Do they all look alike and are probably all very related, besides the whole, you know, sharing the same vampire blood?

Ed, Rummy, and Dorochet going there, okay. But you've got some balls. If there's anything worse than vampires, it's gotta be racist ones.
But I guess there gotta be some of the ones you go after too though, right?

[blackulahunter]

I swear I saw some who played extras in "The Dukes of Hazzard". I even saw some vampires with bad teeth, and one or two missing a fang.

It still doesn't beat when I found out there were Nazi vapmires. Man.

And yeah, there's plenty of both types. It's like a bloodsucker hotspot. I don't know what's going on here, but the place is pretty much overrun.

[greenafro]

I guess one fang is all you need. It looks kind of dumb and not so very intimidating, but I guess it just has to stab, no matter where it is in the gumline...

Yeah. I guess Nazis totally one-up the KKK. That's just two breeds of Hatred for Humanity that just should never mix.

What do you think they're eating if there's so many?

[blackulahunter]

Nazis were bad enough without adding eating people to the mix.

...You know, that's a damn good question.

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...Damn, they might have a feeding corral. I'll have to ask Dorochet if he can do some tracking. Sometimes if a group of vampires settle down in one place they'll keep... well, basically they'll keep some people as livestock. Food supply.

[blackulahunter]

Hahaha, oh man, that was priceless! I'm still laughing about that. She was ready to be all... she was going to gum you to death in the heat of the moment. Vampire strength must've helped her get on you, because I don't see how she could have even got up out of a wheelchair otherwise. You get those ladies going, Rummy.

[blackulahunter]

Ugh, man, now you're giving me the willies over it.

It was still funny as hell, though. You should have kept her dentures as a keepsake.

[commanderamarao]

You've succeeded in convincing me to visit America as infrequently as possible.

[blackulahunter]

Vampires can buy overnight plane tickets like anyone else, man. I don't think you're much safer over there.

Though there's probably less cornfed stock, yeah.

[commanderamarao]

The vampires I'm not worried about, but the cornfed stock, yes. Most of those are in China.

[blackulahunter]

China? I didn't know that.

[industrial_pink]

I was thinking, since you're really experienced and all, and I think your skills are interesting, maybe you could give me a little bit of training when you get back? I'd really appreciate it and I'd like to spend some time with a man who won't go easy on me.

[blackulahunter]

Training? ...Yeah, I can teach you some basic self-defense. All right, yeah. I'll let you know when I'm back.