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conspiracy!!
My fellow females, I come to you in sadness today. For years we have been the unsuspecting victims of a far-reaching male conspiracy. (It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you, no?). We have been misled and left to spend hours toiling to keep our homes clean and comfortable for the very same males who have deceived us. Women? They ( Read more... ) -
prime
Primer can be somewhat difficult to remove from skin.
Paint is definitely easier, but by no means simple.
However, should one find herself with a large primer freckle that is then splattered with paint, it is best to just accept that you have been decorated in a manner surpassed in permanency only by tattooing.
Ironically? Clothing: paint free ( Read more... ) -
and here you thought you were eccentric...
Had to go to my mom's library today to pick up a dolly, so of course, while I'm there (and since I'll be taking the dolly out anyways), time to browse!! Ok, so in truth there was one author and particular series I was looking for, but of course, it's mid-20th century sci-fi so it's almost impossible to find anyways. While there, I remember that ( Read more... ) -
why? WHY do they insist on a subject??
after all..i'm expending all of my mental capacity trying to form some sort of post that will read at least somewhat coherently to strangers. and now they want a subject too?? les grr.
just a note, but i definitely did well to choose the blue nail polish. this may be a little sad, but i get a little amused every time i notice 'em. what can i say ( Read more... ) -
the old man is snoring...
Ah, the joy of getting childhood ditties thoroughly entrenched in one's mind ( Read more... ) -
dog duties
of all the things i expected when i became a dog owner (and i figured there'd be some pretty "ack" type experiences), wandering around in the backyard with a tiny little flashlight, trying to ward off a hundred bajillion cockroaches while i tried to track down the most recent pile of poop to evaluate the state of my dog's stomach was definitely NOT ( Read more... ) -
memory lane
wow...my mom was going through a huge box of family pictures tonight, so she pulled out all kinds of old ones of me. oh the things i'd forgotten! some really great memories, some very bittersweet, and lots of pictures of old friends i haven't seen in far too long ( Read more... ) -
vacation!!
just got back from what was, for me at least, the most incredible "vacation". some friends of mine were going down to the coast for almost a week for a huge family camping thing. only thing is, they have eight dogs (and two horses), so they've found it a bit difficult to find someone to go out and stay with them while they're gone. for a rundown ( Read more... ) -
silly grin
this has got to be the sweetest msg i've gotten in i don't know how long...
A B C D E F G,
those maybe all fine,
but now I know my favorite letter of the alphabet is "K"
:)
Hello K,
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it's a lovely feeling to find that someone's made your day before the sun is even up. -
very long update
hmm..ok, so i'm INCREDIBLY overdue for a decent update, huh...
( injuries, illnesses, and the joys of prescription drugs! )