Taylor there hasn't been a post here in months and its all your fault! Fuck you! Ps, I know that was you who made my neighbor have a heart attack! How could you!? I mean really? He has kids and the world needs ugly people too!

Thanks alot Taylor. Now I have to go into work tomorrow for new system training. Fucking really? Douche bag!

I felt fine before watching Hanson videos on youtube last night. But I over slept this morning, and I woke up with a fever and the sniffles and chills...
btw, when i over-slept, i missed a quiz. so thanks a million, asshole.

taylor, wtf is your problem. why'd you have to make my teeth ache so freaking much?!  and i know it was you who seduced the dentist into the whole braces idea, don't even try to deny it. you know i'm way too old to get them and you insist on enforcing this whole thing on me, wtf!

you really are a pain in my butt, taylor hanson.

for the first time i am going to legitimately blame taylor hanson for something he was responsible for.

and that is

"kind of a girl"

wtf are you thinking, bro? hearing this ruined my day.

Way to be a jerk Taylor Hanson. You and this stupid Rock Boat. Which, by far is the most ignorant idea ever fabricated. First, you leave me alone for the entire week, then you make a damn blizzard come down so it's harder for anyone to drive. Then you make my friend wreck the rental! You're an asshole, and I congratulate you.

i blame taylor for the fact that the snow and wind here is making my new years plans go to the crapper!! thanks alot taylor!

taylor hanson, i really dislike you right you. you're making my mom be a freak about me going to chicago! she's paranoid that i'm going to get killed or something.. i'm only gonna be there for a whole two days and two nights! jesus. why don't you call her and tell her i'll be okay?

dear mister hanson,

youre the one responsible for hansonsecrets closing, arent you? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALL OF THE FAKE GOSSIP NOW.

fucktard.

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