Your IQ Is 140
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Anyone up for the Melt Bananna show at Alley Katz on Friday?

Okay I'm not generally one to ask for advice but I have a choice to make and I welcome all input anyone who reads this can give. I got a pretty cool job offer today. But it will require me leaving the country for at least two years, possibly three. I applied on a whim... didn't think i had the qualifications for it really. It's working as an ( Read more... )

the sad thing is we probably all know at least one person like this

http://gprime.net/video.php/thisisyou

What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
Brass Knuckles
You're into fist fighting. However, you're a pimped out ghetto thug, so you strap these babies on and BAM!

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Your English Skills:

Grammar: 100%

Vocabulary: 100%

Punctuation: 80%

Spelling: 80%

Does Your English Cut the Mustard?

You Belong in 1970

1970

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I just don't get why people hold onto anger for so long. It's been over a year since that shit. I'm over it. I've let go of it all. Life is to short to allow the past to torment you. Yet words can still sting and leave me taken aback. Ahhh well, I have an entirely different life now. I have good friends (and i may not say it enough but thank ( Read more... )

odd...

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American Cities That Best Fit You:

70% San Francisco

65% Los Angeles

55% Washington, DC
50% New York City

50% San Diego

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

For prosperity's sake I have to note this occasion.... Today at work whilst checking in a charming british lady whos yorkie was having back problems the client leans over to me and whispers conspiratorily about her dog..."He masterbates after every meal. He has a cushion that he uses. Do you think this could hurt his back?"