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Swear to god, I just plugged 'shit' into Google to see if they got rid of cache links (like the last experiment they foisted off on a number of users).
Safe Search was off. Totally, 100% off. The results I received were for shih tsu dogs, and the search bar had the temerity to suggest that 'shit' was misspelled.
Christ almighty. When I turn safe- ( Read more... )

"We fought in the war, you know? Stationed on the banks of the Channel. Oh, they tried to give us these ridiculous megaphones, but we didn't need them. So many German planes came down at the sound of our calls... pity we couldn't do anything about the rockets, though."

"She walked into my office like she owned it. Grown up some since the last time I saw her, no longer a sweet little girl, but a dame with legs up to here and child-bearing hips... and let's just say she wouldn't have trouble feeding the kids. I sat behind my desk, feet up like she hated, with Jack between us as a mediator. I'd known her as the ( Read more... )

Freud would have fun... Sat Oct 30 Nagi ( Read more... )

"I speak only in punchlines."

"...wait, you what? But--"

"I never said they were all winners."

Snowed last night. Sidewalk plows haven't been by yet, so it's like walking on frigid sand. Feet hurt, and back hurts. Regardless, I borrowed a page from one of the neighborhood kids that I saw this morning:


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One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was ( Read more... )

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