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You owe me a new pair of eyes, Wikipedia
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Urination#Appropriateness_of_photo
David S posted:
It's embarrassing, but true: well into my twenties I thought girls peed out of their butts because they sat down. I pictured a fleshy tube, something like a ( Read more... ) -
I made the mistake of pressing 'spell check' on this one.
Oh give me a wabe where the mome raths outgrabe ( Read more... ) -
August 04 - Day At Work
FROM: apep@zhole.ca ( Read more... ) -
August 03 - Exploration
The house had only been closed up for a month and the air was already stale. Dust danced in sunbeams that lanced in where the old drapes didn't quite meet. Maybe it was the house. It was generations old after all, as vague a measure as that was, and the old plaster may have simply begun to dissolve. He remembered helping to gut one of the walls ( Read more... ) -
August 02 - Memories
The bard sat in her accustomed place, at the edge of the great marble staircase. Many considered her to be a fixture of the ancient necropolis, as much as the great stone lions that some forgotten monarch had placed at its gates. She had been there long enough to acquire a myriad of legends-- that she never spoke, but made her desires known in ( Read more... ) -
Getting back in the saddle
It's been months, though it feels like years. The anxiety is back, the feeling of guilt for having wasted so much time, so many excuses for not having done something I profess to love, and claim to be a part of my identity. It... wouldn't be the only thing I've kept repressed like that ( Read more... ) -
The best new-to-MU* quote, ever.
[Newbie] Voyeur1 says, "I'm not used to staring at what resembles a command prompt and being able to expect a sensible reply." -
Late New Years Resolution
Whenever Mom says 'I'm disappointed...' the conversation ends.
This is especially true when she does something like list the house for sale, and agree to show it before she can make the time to tidy the place up, then calls me to ask for help with virtually no notice.
Jesus Christ, she's disappointed? Whatever the Hell happened to planning and ( Read more... ) -
Underwear that's Soft to Ware!
realinterrobang and I were discussing the baffling existence of Brazilian bikini waxing, and how the Patriarchy's hidden rules were an EULA that she refused to accept. This turned into me imagining underwear packaged with the shrink-wrap EULAs that Microsoft and others are so fond of:
BY WEARING THESE GARMENTS, YOU AGREE TO...
1) Never do anything that your mother ( Read more... )