it's surprisingly difficult to remember to not be an asshole

sometimes all you get is to feel like a nut--
and sometimes you don't.

i actually deserve no complaints. i listed a bunch, but now they just seem excessive. it breaks down to this: my family loves me, they're just far away; my boyfriend is perfect, sometimes i just forget (or get jealous); i'm doing what i love, but from time to time i let it worry me; i'm actually smart, i just smoke weed too; i have always loved to ( Read more... )

WHOA. THIS IS TOO PERFECT.

i only like people who try ( Read more... )

so what if i'm bent out of shape?
you're hung like a drape,
escaped from the cape
with some lint in your nape.
you laugh like a snake.
so let's have us a break
from the work of the freight
'cause you can't choose your mate
in this goddamn estate.

ahhhhh i want my t2i riiiight now!!!!

YES! we're awesome

i don't know what's going on! i feel happier but i feel like i'm making you miserable! why can't anything just be easy????

what i get for beginning my drinking at 2pm on a monday... .. . . .... .. .... .. ......