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Sep 08, 2004 22:03



You Know You're From Baltimore When...

Your car, no matter what year it is has only three hubcaps ( Read more... )

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mouser882 September 8 2004, 21:00:09 UTC
YES SOME ARE TRUE!

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kabwar September 9 2004, 09:02:41 UTC
...None of them.

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mouser882 September 9 2004, 22:52:11 UTC
People give you a ten digit telephone number.
You can go 1 inch across the city line and know that you're out of the city.
When the traffic light turns yellow you look over to the right for a red light camera.
You've know where every Red Light Camera is.
There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Baltimore ... we all drive like that.
All directions start with... "The Beltway...."....which has no beginning and no end.
The morning rush hour is from 6am to 11am, the evening rush hour is from 1pm to 7pm... Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
If someone actually has their turn signal on it is probably a factory defect.
If you actually stop at a yellow light you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.
If the humidity is 98+ and the temperature is 98+ it's May/June/July/August/September.
Your entire high school senior class went to Ocean City for a senior week

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