I had a dream (which I can't remember now) that ended with one of those messages so profound and life-orienting, so sit-you-on-your-ass-and-tell-you-how-it-is, that this message, replete with profundity, was actually presented to me in writing.  On a large piece of posterboard.  Very "STOP YOUR BULLSHIT STOP SUCKING GET AWESOME" or something to ( Read more... )

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My homemade, naturally-carbonated lemon soda turned out to be naturally alcoholic too.

Damn.

I have a thing for ugly, you know, and a thing for red, so one day I was sort of contemplating this bag


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I

-think y'all all missed out today, because Lesley's show was awesome.

-have next to no iron in my body, and have to take prenatal vitamins so that I won't sleep allll the time anymore.

-am really enjoying old OZ episodes.  When you have nothing better to do, watch 'em.  It's all rape and shanking and race tension, religious problems, and social ( Read more... )

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I want to go see Matt the Electrician at Flipnotics on Wednesday ( Read more... )

WE CAN HAVE WHATEVER WE WANT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve0qsSeBz_o&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVTN5o9Kgu8


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mickey rourke got fucked.

Last night Elisha and I made jewelry and drank wine and watched THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE EVER that I bought for a dollar on VHS at Hasting's six months ago.

It is this:

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