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yeah... this is why you shouldn't get caught when you're over 18...
http://www.nwherald.com/articles/2007/03/02/news/local/doc45e6a05662bc6530157867.txt

also... sweet:

Employees of retail stores have for years referred to Black Friday in a satirical way, to note the extremely stressful and hectic nature of the day. Heavy traffic and customer demands added to the long hours make it a difficult day.

wheeeeee.

dear mr. outsourced citi card man ( Read more... )

dear meg rosoff,
http://books.guardian.co.uk/top10s/top10/0,,1942424,00.html ???? really?
although, you did write a ya book about cousin-cest. so...

nyt best illustrated is actually good this year though. I <3 me some lane smith ( Read more... )

things like THIS make me wish i didn't work in kids only sometimes...

good god.

this is why you should stay off the internet when you're eating...

the link pretty much sums it up. but good lord.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/dustin_diamond_has_a_sex_tape.html

Amazon.com recommends Getting Your Life Back Together When You Have Schizophrenia and more

this is really creepy right?
and living with the parents is better than indentured servitude, right?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ret/183818076.html

Bold all of the following TV shows which you've ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime. Italicize a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it. If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order).

24
7th Heaven
Adam-12
Aeon Flux
ALF
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
Allo Allo
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian ( Read more... )