Rejected again.

See you in another year, LJ. It's been a real hoot.

Okay, so, this is what's gone down in the last year ( Read more... )

I spent all this time trying to remember my LJ password, and now that I finally have, I can't remember what I was going to write.

Hawaii is the best place on earth to write a novel or three.

It just is.

A ruby glass of wine, a laptop, my leather journal, the cleanest air in the world, and the ocean.

God Almighty. Lord God Almighty.

I remember feeling the pain even before it made contact with my head, as if my body had recognized it as an inevitability. For thirty minutes, I was drunk with agony.

Damn the bolts, it must happen! Tomorrow, I'm taking this god damn overhead cabinet out of my cubicle.

Unofficial GRE score:

690 Quantitative
570 Verbal
40 points short of my goal, and the CIA's G-spot.

>.What the crap ( Read more... )

Having no time to wash my hair this morning, I had a healthy wash of dandruff sprinkles sailing off my scalp this morning. Having no time to wash my hair during my lunch break, I elected to cure myself of dandruff in the most logical manner possible*.

I used a Dust Buster to suck the dandruff off my head.

And it worked. I've been running my ( Read more... )

I take the GRE on Monday. Thought I could get it in on the weekend, but I FAILED, because I'm a STUPID. LITTLE. PIGGY! *beats fists into head ( Read more... )

A message left for me on my desk, in front of my keyboard, and written on a 1-1.5" Post-it Note:

"i told u to stop hand wrestling at bars, but you're wild"

I don't recognize the handwriting, and hell if I know what "hand wrestling" is. Sounds like something a macho-yet-homosexual Tim Burton would do.

Katie Couric to Marine sniper: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

Marine sniper: (shrugs) "Recoil."

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I love it.