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My fucking lungs hurt sooo bad... i coughed so hard i threw up this morning. I hate not having medical insurance. Anyone got any antibiotics?

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do you ever get the urge to just hug a clown... and just keep hugging and hugging... then you hide his lifeless body in your closet until the next time you get the "urge"?

BLAH!!!

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So, this morning I wake up feeling like shit (surprise surprise) and go to the bathroom to blow my nose. I blow my nose and the tissue ends up covered in black stuff... I mean dark black. So I asked Lisa if she shoved mascara up my nose or something while I was sleeping because she has a habit of trying to pick my nose... she said no she didn't. ( Read more... )

i've never been this exhausted in my life... time for a 45 minute nap before work round 2

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Well, my cell phone finally got shut off today after not paying the bill for a few months. It's going to be horrible not having it... i've had a cell phone for like five years and I can't live without it!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEE ( Read more... )