The other night I had the most horrible dream. I dreamt that I was brushing my teeth... then I looked in the mirror and I noticed I was using my roommate steve's toothbrush and started vomiting immediately for like 15 minutes. I don't know what was worse... the dream or waking up in a pile of puke on my bathroom floor.

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sobriety stings my eyes like the morning light
memories like the shattering glass
and once more i make a promise

whispered apologies
the pain that i've caused
and the long walk to avoid that dark veil once again

yeah so i thought i'd be getting a HUGE tax return... so donahue and i went to h&r block yesterday ( Read more... )

I just woke up at 3:00. I think I slept for like 13 hours today... and i'm still fucking tired. Last night I went to the friendly with lisa and had a chance to redeem myself at photo hunt and of course whooped some ass. I also had a beer that tasted like mildew and proceeded to drink nothing but bottled beer for the rest of the time. All in all it ( Read more... )

BLAH!!!

I apologize to anyone i kissed, groped, fondled or otherwise sexually assaulted at karaoke last night. Apparently Maggie O neals has a strange homoerotic stranglehold on me and john!

oh bother my head's a swimmin'

You know I never had the sex talk. The closest I came was, " Son, sex is like an egg. First you heat up the pan, then u crack her over the head and lay her down flat. Once she starts sizzling flip her over, but don't get too excited or you will get all the white stuff on the bacon."