I sang at a funeral today. It was for a 22 year old Tufts student that was hit by a car two blocks away in Davis Square. They started it by playing the speech that she gave at her own high school graduation in 2002. It made me think - those kids had no idea that the person speaking would die in four years. And then the leap wasn't far to, "god, ( Read more... )

It's the second day of the new semester, and I would just like to point out that it is currently 8:34 am. And I AM AWAKE. Who would have thought? (Granted, at 8 20 Derek said, "Renee...didn't you want to get up at 8 15?" And I rolled out of bed. So it's all on Derek.) But yesterday I successfully got up an extra hour early too ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm sorry but this is not an entry...I just really needed to save these hilarious quotes somewhere. If you guys read the A Song of Ice and Fire series, THEN it's an awesome entry ( Read more... )

There's a LOT more to this visit home than just this, but I really felt that Katya's perfect words needed to be displayed somewhere. Katya wrote this after Boris and I left her house ( Read more... )

A while ago, my friend Stephie came into my room with Mike Sherry and said, "By the way, I friended you on Livejournal. Your Livejournal is fucking hilarious. So much better than most people's blogs." I was so touched and inspired to recap all sortsa shit, but for some reason it never came about. Then tonight I received an IM, and no offense to ( Read more... )

Boris and I were talking about flaws. Specifically, he was talking about how he hates his friends' flaws, and yet he loves them all the more for having these flaws. Then the following took place ( Read more... )

This entry is necessary in order for me to remember the worst. thing. I. have. ever. said. I really can’t remember saying anything more awful, offensive or unfounded, but somehow it also manages to be fucking hilarious. But, as is The Renee Way, I’m going to give tons of background and detail so you can get ( Read more... )

JESUS CHRIST this entry is long. I scrolled up in order to write this disclaimer and it’s taking up like two pages in Word, size 10 single-spaced. DON’T BOTHER READING THIS IT’S ALL FLUFF ( Read more... )

Okay, I HAD to write this down for posterity ( Read more... )

MTV Show Suggestion number 5: Homelezzle. ( Read more... )