TODAY'S SUGGESTION FOR AN MTV SHOW ( Read more... )

Somewhere around the 5th minute of Date My Mom did I get the brilliant idea that MTV should make a show of me talking. Just like, a half hour of me, sitting in a bathtub or something, talking. Well, not a half hour, since I forgot the 16 minutes of commercial breaks, but 14 minutes of me talking. Because how can they justify that Date My Mom is any ( Read more... )

I had an entry worked out for yesterday, I just need Katya to add her funny comments. But meanwhile, i NEEDED to save this conversation and I can't save anything on my work computer, so tada ( Read more... )

Katya, Boris and Josh came and kidnapped me today. We made all the old people at Land and Sea absolutely HATE us by choosing to shout choice things like "AND THEN SHE THREW A BLOODY TAMPON AT THEM!" [" RICE. RICE. RICE. RICE. I LIKE. RICE." --Katya] and "WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT A BLACK PERSON LIVES IN GLEN ROCK, ANYWAY?" much louder than anything ( Read more... )

With the help of Boris and an overlarge Apple Fritter that was graced with Jesus' Jizz, I had a revelation last night. (...this morning? maybe ( Read more... )

BIO.

After Abbott&Costello:

Alyssa: "Jess' cats have chlamydia!"
Kathy: "Ew, WHY did you say that?"
Decker: "What, did she GIVE it to them??"

COMMENT, assholes, or i'll be gone for GOOD.

-Renaynay

Lol. I know this is coming from NOWHERE, but I just had to type up the conversation we had in Bio while the rest of the class was finishing up dissecting the pig fetus' brain. It all started when Ira flipped open this AWFUL book I was reading (Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging) and started reading excerpts. For example, the guy dumps the ( Read more... )

Maybe it's the glorious weather. Maybe it's the fact that all these days are so great - for those of us good kids who showed up on Senior Cut Day, we were rewarded with the best day of school ever...this week consists of a half day, Asian festival, a debate, Good Friday, and assemblies galore...next week we leave for Orlando, and the week after ( Read more... )

You all can thank Kathy for this entry. I'm guessing that because I haven't updated in forever, she asked me to see my notebook where I kept all the days I've written up but never transferred into entries. As we were going through them, we were laughing so hard that I decided to write up today - also, because some of the things said during option ( Read more... )

This has been an excellent vacation - a wonderful prom dress, Elena's visit, sledding, an interview that went well. For my birthday, which is tomorrow, Elena got me the requisite slutty shirt that I had been complaining about on New Year's! I love her. So as a present for you guys, tomorrow I'll do a huuuuge entry. Half reflection, half recap. ( Read more... )