I escaped from the Dungeon of Blurr003!

I killed Expeto Christus the leprechaun, Howardtayler the zombie and Qcjeph the giant spider.

I looted the Armour of Magic: the Gathering, the Wand of Macintosh, the Sceptre of Nick Hornby, the Sword of Wine-making, the Dagger of Webcomics, a Figurine of Blurr003, a Figurine of Sandratayler, the Axe of Engeek ( Read more... )

Marcus Aurelius Lawrence Gerritsen died last night on June 19th, 2006 at approximately 10:55pm. He had lived with us for nine glorius months and he will be sorely missed.
To Marcus, the best damn cat that ever lived.

So, I think I’ve been going about this all wrong. I’ve been treating Live Journal as something where I should be writing profound things, and that people would come to admire me for my insight into whatever it is I’m being insightful about. And maybe that works for some people. Maybe some people have that audience that they need to almost show off ( Read more... )

So here it is folks. That singularly unique idea. Or at least one of them. It isn’t enough that I be in awe of the story-telling abilities that Howard Tayler possesses and the humility with which he wields them. No. God feels I need to be smacked upside the back of the head several times to let me know how I’ve wasted my life so far (all almost ( Read more... )

The title says enough if you ask me. I’ve royally screwed up this semester. And what’s worse, everyone seems to know it. Some better than I do, it seems. And if that weren’t bad enough, now I have no fucking clue what I want to do with my life... again. What sounds better than anything is sitting with a nice high-powered laptop (chock full of ( Read more... )

It’s been a while since the last time I actually sat down and wrote a journal entry of any true worth. Upon reflecting on the current state of my life, I’ve decided things are better and will continue to get so. Classes can be passed--not neccesarily all of them--and Academic Probation is a much favorable alternative to giving up all together and ( Read more... )

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY ( Read more... )

Welcome back my friend, it’s been quite some time since I’ve seen you. We all missed you here in Muncie. But you’re back now. It’s so nice to walk outside and not be absolutely rigid with cold. My hair actually froze a couple of weeks ago. But I don’t blame you; you just weren’t there is all. It’s nice to have you back.

ya know what? fuck it. go ahead and panic

An interactive fiction. An electric shock will be delivered via your keyboard for failure to answer ( Read more... )