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[blushing_rabbit]

Today I served popcorn to a demoness who just awoke from hibernation. I got her fresh stuff like she asked, but it was sitting in the popper for like 30 seconds (because the batch just finished) so obviously it was stale, and she was mouthing off to me because she wanted me to burn my hands whist waiting for kernels as they popped, and blah, but

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[flusterdance]

"If you'd like, Ma'am, you're welcome to come back here and immerse your hands in this boiling grease. It may make your order ready faster."

[cathetel]

LMAO! Yeah...I want to say that all the time.

[blushing_rabbit]

The Lord of the Flies style "I will do everything that I feel like doing" part of my brain (I guess the id now that I think about it) would like to actually say such things, and sometimes it's really hard not to.

[cathetel]

What a bitch. I had a couple of people that were assholes in box office today. I cussed under my breath. I will talk about it in my lj.

[blushing_rabbit]

On the other hand, I had someone today who was so nice you would not believe. She waited like 15 minutes for a hotdog just to find out that there were no buns and they were getting some and it'd be like 15 more minutes at least, and she was not pissy at all and it made me whole day. And then there are the mega bitches.

Also: I GOT A TIP TODAY OMG. A dollar!! I was quite thrilled.

[jojoba_assist]

transformers.....haven't seen yet.....going....insane..... want................satisfaction.....

[blushing_rabbit]

I could take you to see it for free! But since it's still really popular and crowded we'd have to go to some kind of morning show in the week, or we could just go at a normal time and pay for it... But! I have benefits, and I like exercising them. Are you even in town?

[jojoba_assist]

No. By the time you read this, I may very well be in Guatemala.

[blushing_rabbit]

Oooo...! I think you told me about your exotic travelling plans, but I'd forgotten. Have a splendid time on your zany foreign adventures!