Like me, you're probably saving up all your pennies so that you can travel around the world forcing foreigners to read a single paragraph in English just so that you can hear various world accents and dialects, but thankfully, the interwebs has been kind enough to supply this really awesome page thing. Oh interwebs, is there nothing you can't do?

Funniest thing ever, despite what Carolyn might think. Proven awesome by The Jasmine.

Today I served popcorn to a demoness who just awoke from hibernation. I got her fresh stuff like she asked, but it was sitting in the popper for like 30 seconds (because the batch just finished) so obviously it was stale, and she was mouthing off to me because she wanted me to burn my hands whist waiting for kernels as they popped, and blah, but ( Read more... )

I am covered in goo of unknown origins. I think it's soda goo. Maybe nacho goo. However, it is probably soda goo. Mop/garbage goo would be my next guess. Alls I know is I bend my wrists and my skin resists in a very unnatural way.

Starting Wednesday, I shall no longer be a drain on society. No more enjoying long, beautiful summer days wasting away for me, nosir. I'll finally be on the same level as the majority of sixteen-year-old riffraff. And! Free movies!! =^^= Woo ( Read more... )

The only thing better than a foreign music video is a pseudo-foreign music video. For the record, I would get into his Hyundai any day, mmhmm.

Happy one month birthday, Leftover Spaghetti That's Been Sitting In My Fridge Not Being Eaten!

>_< I'm too scared to look at it.

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I'm so old ( Read more... )

Dear My Second Favorite Person Ever,

Don't go away. You have no idea how much I'll miss you.

Love,
...I'm lost again.