Well that was an interesting night.

I hope everyone's still intact.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TERTLES has been completely pre-booked for Saturday's performance.  This means that I will have to invoke my Ultra-Nazi-Cashier powers to stop people from getting in.  It also means that you guys should totally arrange tickets for Friday night if you possibly can!  Even if you're already seeing the play on Saturday!  It's ( Read more... )

Do you like PIRATE ROCK??  Because you should!

CUTLASS, a new pirate-themed rock band, is playing at the tav!  Come down to the UWA Tav this Friday, 5pm to see pirates doing what they do best, namely playing live rock music to drunk people!  There is NO PART of that equation that does not equal AWESOME.

Disclaimer:  I have absolutely no idea what ( Read more... )

You know you have been living in a share house when "shot glasses make great egg cups" is more useful advice than "egg cups make great shot glasses".

I would like to take a moment, if I may, to humbly offer my thanks to all the Australian and New Zealand soldiers who fought so valiantly and died so tragically to make my birthday a public holiday ( Read more... )

I’ve recently started working the graveyard shift, and I haven’t quite got the hang of it yet. It’s not the actual shift I’m having issues with, (in fact for me it’s far preferable to the standard shifts, and not just because of the totally hot new night receptionist) rather working it around the commitments of the day. I’m constantly tallying up ( Read more... )

After looking through Mum's book collection the other day, I came upon Martha Gardener's Book, an unusual little book that is filled with all kinds of homekeeping advice and tidbits of knowledge. For example, did you know that if you cut the rind off bacon and dust it with flour, it'll stop the bacon from curling or splattering fat while cooking ( Read more... )

I have just received a bill for $2400 for repairing my car.  The things that were wrong with this car were far too numerous to not be expressed in rambling anecdote form; ergo, this entry ( Read more... )

WHEN MILK MEETS COFFEE!!!

Thank you Zak for the link

I think my favourite is the ninth one.  but they are all awesome.

The other day in my mammoth Livejournal post I alluded to the idea of writing (and, perhaps, acting in) a comedy series based on my experiences at work.  After writing that, I sent off an email to my good friend Novak who began telling me of the many things that he experienced while doing the job for two years.  We've been sending each other these ( Read more... )