I'm a bit of an asshole sometimes. Well, okay, a lot. Specifically to people who I know dislike me ( Read more... )

Hey, you know what? The Wedding Planner = relapse.

Stupid TV.

So I ran into this guy, who must have been about 60 or so, who was coming out of the library just as I was about to enter. Despite my holding the door for him to pass first, he refused entry ( Read more... )

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Fact: People cannot control who they fall in love with.

So for people like me, who strive to be in control of everything -- all the time, that's a real downer.

I was born with a very severe medical condition. Incurable. Basically, I have a large magnet imbedded inside my body.

It attracts jerks.

(Now I need one of those comic illustrations)

Hot motorcycle-riding professor is 40. Yikes. Some student-friends and I thought he was much younger. At least, he looks and dresses a lot younger. We also saw him on TV once, shown partying at a known bar with people our age.

Now I have this scene stuck in my head. It's from Spike Lee's 25th hour. Jakob is an old teacher dude who had gotten ( Read more... )

You know how sometimes you may do something that makes someone go, "What are you, stupid?"

What if you answered: "Yes"?

Who wins that round?

Dude, this is definitely a way.