Hot CNN Guy came to visit, which is always a pleasure. It's a shame his extreme Australian hotness is stymied by his rather dull personality. Because he looks exactly like Ronan Keating.

Throughout our lives, we tend to adopt catch-phrases created by people we respect and admire.

I'd like to think that at least one person out there sometimes uses one of mine.

I KNEW IT.

There are a heck of a lot more smart men who date stupid women, than smart women who date stupid men.

SCREWED.

I am a dumb shit.

Whenever I go shopping, it's every store employee's first day at work.

Do you know someone who has the remarkable capability of making you feel like you're god's gift to mankind, and at other times, the lowest form of scum on the planet?

Yeah. Avoid that person.

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What do I want from a guy? Just the ending scene to Speed.

It's amazing how your once flawlessly high opinion of someone goes barreling out the window as you hear them leave the neighboring toilet stall and march straight out the restroom door without any previous sound of running tap water.

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