ELEVEN years ago, after 12 hours of labor (4 1/2 of which was pushing) Jason Eugene entered the world, and for his first act in the world, he shit all over me--setting, I feel, the tone for our entire relationship
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AN ENTIRE FUCKING DECADE AGO (I'm still soaking up the old here, y'all) after 12 hours of labor (4 of which was pushing) Jason Eugene entered the world face-up. The doctor lifted up this *giant* baby...who proceeded to shit all over me, thus setting the tone for our entire relationship
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flutterbychild posted this a few minutes ago, and I really think that, like most of the "it gets better" videos that have been put into the spotlight, this one should be seen, maybe more than most--I feel like, not only does the president's voice carry more weight, but what he said was spoken with more eloquence than most of us can muster
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So I'm up to baking soon. I can feel it ramping up. Not like, throw some mix in a pan and frost it from a can bake; but flour and eggs and knives and sugar and shortening and layers and in the end you've got some fabulous concoction that tastes like it was handed down from Heaven and looks like it could be sold for a small fortune (you know the
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