Masterlist
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BTS
Oneshots
Collateral Damage of a Night out Drinking | Jimin/Jeongguk | fluff | PG-13 | 4'878 words
(The day Jimin and Taehyung come home drunk is the day that Jeongguk realizes alcohol leads to an exponential increase in Jimin's expression of affection.)
In Stitches | Yoongi/Hoseok | first meeting/slight humor | PG | 1'591 words
(Stupidity sends both Hoseok and Yoongi to the ER, which is where they meet.)
Color Psychology | Yoongi/Jeongguk | first meeting/slight fluff | PG | 2'442 words
(Hoseok tries to improve Yoongi's non-existent love life by setting him up on a blind date with his co-worker. Yoongi's flashy dye-job wasn't part of the equation, though.)
Out for Blood | Jimin/Jeongguk | fluff | PG | 2'192 words
(Namjoon discovers Jimin's suspicious enthusiasm for donating blood - which may or may not have something to do with the cute red cross worker poking people with needles.)
Color me Swept off my Feet | Yoongi/Jeongguk | crack | PG-13 | 7'529 words
(In which Namjoon is an asshole friend who disses Yoongi’s style and Yoongi reluctantly drags himself to get a haircut. Also in which Jeongguk is the hairdresser on whom Yoongi develops a mortifying teenage crush and it all goes to hell from there, with a lot of help from well-meaning friends. [Or: Yoongi changes his hair color a gazillion times.])
Shipping for Beginners | Yoongi/Jeongguk | crack/fluff | PG | 2'508 words
(Taehyung is ninety percent sure there is something going on between Yoongi-hyung and Jeonggukie. He is only missing evidence, so he and Jimin come up with a plan. (Features slightly jealous!Kookie and cavity-inducing fluff.))
Private Correspondence | Jimin/Jeongguk | fluffy humor | PG-13 | 2'053 words
(An indignant confrontation with his mailman about opened envelopes leaves Jimin with the tragic realization that his best friend is a damn idiot and that he probably just ruined his chances with Jeon Jeongguk for all eternity by accusing him of being some kind of weird stalker.)
You Okay, Honey? | Yoongi/Jeongguk | domestic fluff | PG | 2'752 words
(Jeongguk is stressed from his workload, sure, but when they one morning fight over cooking rice of all things, Yoongi decides it's time for an intervention.)
Chaptered
One Song Glory | Yoongi/Jeongguk | romance | PG-13 | (15'007 words)
(When Yoongi gets a call from a stranger in the middle of the night, he never expected to end up driving him home across half of Seoul.)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Super Junior
Drabbles
Sharing is Caring | Yesung/Eunhyuk | humor | PG-13 | 100 words
(Yesung thinks watching porn together is a form of group bonding.)
Heroes | Jino, Jonghyun | humor | PG | 200 words
(Jino loses a bet and Jonghyun is there to witness the humiliation.)
No Need for Stitches | Yesung/Donghae | friendship/school!AU | PG | 200 words
(Donghae takes care of Jongwoon for once. [school!AU])
Blind Man's Buff | Kyuhyun/Donghae | smut | NC-17 | 200 words
(Kyuhyun is blindfolded and Donghae gets to play.)
Oneshots
Beyond Perfect | Sungmin/(girl!)Kyuhyun | romcom parody | PG-13 | 2'720 words
(Sungmin did not believe in love at first sight. At all. Until Kyuhyun and her legs were there to - extremely unwillingly - convince him otherwise.)
Chaos Theory | Donghae/Kibum | smut, slight humor | NC-17 | 1'908 words
(Kibum can't remember why he thought it was a good idea to go clubbing with the members. Alcohol tends to make them disregard any concept of personal space.)
Cure for the Itch | Donghae/Kyuhyun | smut | NC-17 | 735 words | Companion fic to Lending a Hand
(Donghae never liked Hyukjae's porn videos much but even he has to admit that they make for good bonding.)
Elephant in the Room | Donghae/Kyuhyun | smut (with a plot) | NC-17 | 6'880 words
(They are preparing for the promotion of their fourth album when Donghae feels that avoiding Kyuhyun is the best way to curb any unwanted attraction that might affect the group's future. The plan works almost just fine until Leeteuk politely points out that ignoring problems doesn't make them go away. And then everything goes downhill.)
Lending a Hand | Yesung/Eunhyuk | smut | NC-17 | 917 words | Companion fic to Cure for the Itch
(Yesung gets Eunhyuk to share his porn with a few of the members but he doesn't pay much attention to the screen.)
Mission: Accomplished | Siwon/Kyuhyun | slightly cracky fluff | PG-13 | 2'481 words
(Special Agent Choi Siwon and his team realize that undercover missions aren't always as thrilling as in the movies, even though they might just look like movie stars. It doesn't help that Siwon's acting isn't even good enough to fool anyone into believing he's really not interested in Kyuhyun. At all. [agent!AU])
Noona Complex | (girl!)Yesung/Sungmin | cracky romance, parody | NC-17 | 7'280 words
(In which transfer student Sungmin is not amused by his new school where excitable seniors rope him into attending the newspaper club and everyone except for him has a nickname. Things take a turn for the worse better when he meets Yesung (who is a singer and also his sunbae) and suddenly "Replay" doesn't seem like such a bad song anymore. [Includes bad attempts at confessions, a lot of awkwardness, and honorable mentions of SHINee and SNSD.])
Off the Record | Donghae/Kyuhyun | humorous smut (with a plot) | PG-13 - NC-17 | 8'289 words
(SJM are back in China, promoting the new album. Donghae has a spell of loneliness and Kyuhyun decides to help out with unconventional methods.)
BTS
Oneshots
Collateral Damage of a Night out Drinking | Jimin/Jeongguk | fluff | PG-13 | 4'878 words
(The day Jimin and Taehyung come home drunk is the day that Jeongguk realizes alcohol leads to an exponential increase in Jimin's expression of affection.)
In Stitches | Yoongi/Hoseok | first meeting/slight humor | PG | 1'591 words
(Stupidity sends both Hoseok and Yoongi to the ER, which is where they meet.)
Color Psychology | Yoongi/Jeongguk | first meeting/slight fluff | PG | 2'442 words
(Hoseok tries to improve Yoongi's non-existent love life by setting him up on a blind date with his co-worker. Yoongi's flashy dye-job wasn't part of the equation, though.)
Out for Blood | Jimin/Jeongguk | fluff | PG | 2'192 words
(Namjoon discovers Jimin's suspicious enthusiasm for donating blood - which may or may not have something to do with the cute red cross worker poking people with needles.)
Color me Swept off my Feet | Yoongi/Jeongguk | crack | PG-13 | 7'529 words
(In which Namjoon is an asshole friend who disses Yoongi’s style and Yoongi reluctantly drags himself to get a haircut. Also in which Jeongguk is the hairdresser on whom Yoongi develops a mortifying teenage crush and it all goes to hell from there, with a lot of help from well-meaning friends. [Or: Yoongi changes his hair color a gazillion times.])
Shipping for Beginners | Yoongi/Jeongguk | crack/fluff | PG | 2'508 words
(Taehyung is ninety percent sure there is something going on between Yoongi-hyung and Jeonggukie. He is only missing evidence, so he and Jimin come up with a plan. (Features slightly jealous!Kookie and cavity-inducing fluff.))
Private Correspondence | Jimin/Jeongguk | fluffy humor | PG-13 | 2'053 words
(An indignant confrontation with his mailman about opened envelopes leaves Jimin with the tragic realization that his best friend is a damn idiot and that he probably just ruined his chances with Jeon Jeongguk for all eternity by accusing him of being some kind of weird stalker.)
You Okay, Honey? | Yoongi/Jeongguk | domestic fluff | PG | 2'752 words
(Jeongguk is stressed from his workload, sure, but when they one morning fight over cooking rice of all things, Yoongi decides it's time for an intervention.)
Chaptered
One Song Glory | Yoongi/Jeongguk | romance | PG-13 | (15'007 words)
(When Yoongi gets a call from a stranger in the middle of the night, he never expected to end up driving him home across half of Seoul.)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Super Junior
Drabbles
Sharing is Caring | Yesung/Eunhyuk | humor | PG-13 | 100 words
(Yesung thinks watching porn together is a form of group bonding.)
Heroes | Jino, Jonghyun | humor | PG | 200 words
(Jino loses a bet and Jonghyun is there to witness the humiliation.)
No Need for Stitches | Yesung/Donghae | friendship/school!AU | PG | 200 words
(Donghae takes care of Jongwoon for once. [school!AU])
Blind Man's Buff | Kyuhyun/Donghae | smut | NC-17 | 200 words
(Kyuhyun is blindfolded and Donghae gets to play.)
Oneshots
Beyond Perfect | Sungmin/(girl!)Kyuhyun | romcom parody | PG-13 | 2'720 words
(Sungmin did not believe in love at first sight. At all. Until Kyuhyun and her legs were there to - extremely unwillingly - convince him otherwise.)
Chaos Theory | Donghae/Kibum | smut, slight humor | NC-17 | 1'908 words
(Kibum can't remember why he thought it was a good idea to go clubbing with the members. Alcohol tends to make them disregard any concept of personal space.)
Cure for the Itch | Donghae/Kyuhyun | smut | NC-17 | 735 words | Companion fic to Lending a Hand
(Donghae never liked Hyukjae's porn videos much but even he has to admit that they make for good bonding.)
Elephant in the Room | Donghae/Kyuhyun | smut (with a plot) | NC-17 | 6'880 words
(They are preparing for the promotion of their fourth album when Donghae feels that avoiding Kyuhyun is the best way to curb any unwanted attraction that might affect the group's future. The plan works almost just fine until Leeteuk politely points out that ignoring problems doesn't make them go away. And then everything goes downhill.)
Lending a Hand | Yesung/Eunhyuk | smut | NC-17 | 917 words | Companion fic to Cure for the Itch
(Yesung gets Eunhyuk to share his porn with a few of the members but he doesn't pay much attention to the screen.)
Mission: Accomplished | Siwon/Kyuhyun | slightly cracky fluff | PG-13 | 2'481 words
(Special Agent Choi Siwon and his team realize that undercover missions aren't always as thrilling as in the movies, even though they might just look like movie stars. It doesn't help that Siwon's acting isn't even good enough to fool anyone into believing he's really not interested in Kyuhyun. At all. [agent!AU])
Noona Complex | (girl!)Yesung/Sungmin | cracky romance, parody | NC-17 | 7'280 words
(In which transfer student Sungmin is not amused by his new school where excitable seniors rope him into attending the newspaper club and everyone except for him has a nickname. Things take a turn for the worse better when he meets Yesung (who is a singer and also his sunbae) and suddenly "Replay" doesn't seem like such a bad song anymore. [Includes bad attempts at confessions, a lot of awkwardness, and honorable mentions of SHINee and SNSD.])
Off the Record | Donghae/Kyuhyun | humorous smut (with a plot) | PG-13 - NC-17 | 8'289 words
(SJM are back in China, promoting the new album. Donghae has a spell of loneliness and Kyuhyun decides to help out with unconventional methods.)