Tales from the Boobie Bar!

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[posiefairy]

maybe not liking apples (apple pie) is unamerican and he got confused?

thanks for posting, always a treat!

[shortsweetcynic]

three roses? how sweet. :D

[burned_rose]

aw, rose guy reminds me of a custie I had! I would work the friday night shift, but occasionally I was called in early, so it would be from 4pm to 1am..yuck. So this guy would be there, everyday, from around 5pm til 8pm. He owned a local restaurant and would always always always bring me dinner. At first I was skeptical, as I'm sure you understand, but the guy is just a nice guy and finds the nice girls and just likes to help them out.

Regaridng pussy-grabber guy. Oh god, I hate those!!!!!!!!!!!! This guy came in once and I was giving him a lap dance (our club is full contact) and, as I am turning around, he just reaches up and grabs my ass with one hand and a boob with the other.

But I feel your pain.

[burned_rose]

I should mention that ass-boob grabber ended up with the police being involved, cause he was fighting the bouncers back and protocol is to alert the cops.

[macabre_grrl]

How does the full contact stuff work? I'm curious. I understand the "stay out of the strike zone" rules, but this seems a little scary to me. Is it one way contact only?

Apparently, Rhode Island is full nude, full contact. I've heard some stories.

[rickvs]

> If you're told to leave, then leave.

A friend of mine ended up dumping another friend of his, because that dude had the bad habit of inviting his buddies to the local strip club, then waiting until they were a few drinks/dances in to mention that he was broke.

The one time my friend fell for it, the idjit also decided it would be a good idea to take a swing at one of the bouncers as they were being escorted out.

Some folks don't look ten minutes ahead of their own noses -- they must live in a special place, with surprises around every corner. Perhaps they enjoy the constant sense of anticipation :/

[st_claire22]

That has to be the best explanation for that kind of behavior that I have ever heard!

[smokkee911]

I sniff, therefore I...have AIDS??????? lmao With rationale like that, WTF is he doing coming into your place anyway?? Maybe ya'll could chip in a buy him a plastic bubble. haha

:-)

[nashiitashii]

Trust me, there are tons of people out there that don't know the first thing about STIs, other than they're icky and you don't want them. He probably thinks you can catch AIDs from a toilet seat or whispering into someone's ear, which are both ridiculously wrong.

[smokkee911]

lol Exactly!! Which makes me wonder how people like that even have the guts to leave their houses. Too bad there's no cure for stoopidity.

;-)

[ellixis]

It's kind of too bad - if they were actually correct about how easily one can get horrible diseases, there WOULD be a cure for stupidity.