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You can't make this shit up

He may have had a missed connection with his cashier, man, but holy shit, he scored a direct hit with my funny bone, intentional or not. I'm laughing like a goddamn fool over here, and it just keeps getting funnier with every read ( Read more... )

Hi-larious.

Now if we could get the people at Massengil to admit that their product used for the female funk, down there, rather than tip-toeing around the issue by labeling it "not-so-fresh ( Read more... )

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Molly pointed out that it's been well over two weeks since I've written anything, and that I better get to writing.

Fine.

I was supposed to go to birthday party at a downtown bar on Saturday night, but by the time I got there(12:30am), the line was 40 people long and there was no way in hell I was going to stand around with the other hunyucks, and ( Read more... )

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Ok, geeks and business folk alike; did I just make a mistake by buying the Blackberry Pearl instead of the T-Mobile Dash?

Can anyone tell me why you'd choose one over the other?

Notes to self ( Read more... )

Ok, here's the deal. I sent out an event invitation to people I thought might come, but it turns out that the invite system on Myspace is severly flawed, and not everybody gets the notification properly. And since I don't keep a proper email address book, this is the next best option.

This weekend is my birthday. Seriously. Here's the deal(s):

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I shouldn't be as hungover today as I am, but boy, this morning was not easy.

"Nice sweat stain in the back of your shirt" she said while we were walking to the bar. We had just finished up a very unsuccesful geocaching session along the banks of the Ol' Miss, The Old Man, and I'd been wearing my new manpurse Camelbak. I'm a big fan of wearing long ( Read more... )

I'm sure most of you Minneapolitans already know, but City Pages released it's Best of the Twin Cities edition this week. Always a good issue if you want a good laugh, not so much if you're looking for the real Best of the Best.

Like most of you, I've also been dying to find out who would win the Best High School Athlete in the Cities, even ( Read more... )