"So, is that your girlfriend?" the man behind the counter queried.

It wasn't an unexpected question, really. I'd been into his bar at least 5 times, and almost every one of those times alone. There was no reason for him to believe that I had any friends, let alone a girl whom would frequently have sex with me, and that wouldn't ultimately end up in ( Read more... )

"So, is that your girlfriend?" the man behind the counter queried.

It wasn't an unexpected question, really. I'd been into his bar at least 5 times, and almost every one of those times alone. There was no reason for him to believe that I had any friends, let alone a girl whom would frequently have sex with me, and that wouldn't ultimately end up ( Read more... )

A few minutes ago I was laying on my bed, eating sunflower seeds, sucking back some swill in a bottle and watching crappy Sunday night teevee, when I came across a show called "I eat 33,000 calories a day" on TLC.

I didn't see any of the people that ate even half that, but still--holy crap! It's probably every bit of a disease as binging and ( Read more... )

In the past few weeks, I've had at least four people ask me if I was moving into a larger apartment so that Molly could move in with me.

Uh.

No.

Hell no.

Nyet.

Hell no.

I repeated that one twice because it's just that important.

This is in no way a jab at her or even our relationship. Not at all. Things are good, we're good. Granted, it would make ( Read more... )

I've never been one to hide the fact that I'm a bar loyalist. If I like the way a bar feels, the bartenders, and the specials, I'll frequent a bar over and over(and over again) until they do something to sway me away, or until someone does better. Considering I've written nothing in the past few weeks, about anything, I figured I'd write about ( Read more... )

A few years before I moved to Minneapolis, I lived in a farm house way out in the middle of nowhere. It had running water and we didn't have to crap outside, and for $150/month, it really wasn't that bad. Apparently there was a grass fire awfully close to the house yesterday.

Story here

If you get a chance, please, oh god please, watch the video. ( Read more... )

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Hmmm. There was a post here, but apparently I got hungry and ate it.

Question for all my boozy Minneapoliteans; should I go to the Independent, or Mac's Industrial for happy hour?